Some junky sms

These r some junky sms came to my fon
as these are of big size i cant forward

1.
6 Ways 2 Catch the LION.
1.Newton's Mthd:
Let, the lion catch u. For every action dere is equal & opposite reaction Implies you caught lion
2.Einstein Methd:
Run in d direction opposite 2 that of the lion. Due 2 higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. &you can trap it easily
3.Schrodinger Methd:
any given moment, dere is a positive probability that lion 2 be in d cage. So set d trap, sit down & wait
4. Inverse Transformation Methd:
We place a spherical cage in d forest & enter it. Perform an inverse transformation w.r.t lion. Lion is in &we are out.
5. Thermodynmic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing 2 pass it except lions. Then sweep d entire forest with it.
6. Integration differentiation mthd:
Integrate the forest over d entire area. The lion is some where in d result now diff. Partially w.r.t lion & caught the lion out

2.
If swiming is a gud xercise 2 stay fit,y whales r fat?

Y s dat evry1 wants 2 go 2 heven bt nobdy wntz 2 die?

Shal i say dat der s racial discrimnatn in chess as white piec is movd 1st?

In our cuntry,v hav fredom for speech,den y telfon bills?

If mony dosn't grow n trees den y do banks hav branchs?

Y does a round piza cum in a square bx?

Y dsn't glu stik 2 its botle?

Y do u stil cal it building wen its alredy built?

If its tru dat v r here 2 help others, for wat othrs here 4?

If u arn't supos 2 drink n driv y do bars hav parkin lotz?
we r funy peopl livin n a seriously funy world....